St James’ Park, Newcastle

Tonbridge, England

Just remember that lads and lasses.

I’m even considering making it into a print and slapping on my wall. I’ve always wanted a trophy, I suppose this is the next best thing.

Dover, England

Tunbridge Wells, Train Station

I’ve been here for a month and a half now and It’s going good. People seem friendlier in smaller towns. Got a smashed few days ago, ended up trying to get into the wrong house at 1 in the morning. The woman didn’t looked pleased at first of what I can vaguely remember but she did get me to the right house. If that happened in Newcastle, I would of probably been raped.

Haven’t been able to find any watering holes that smell of piss and chlamydia as of yet, which is a real shame. As I have a soft spot for old man pubs.


Pick your poison.

Tonbridge, Kent

Tunny-Bridge Wells

White Cliffs of Dover