Old age.

I’ve had quite a few games of football on this field. 

Woof.

And so the curtain is drawn on the 11-12 Premier league season. what a amazing final day it’s been! Citeh winning it in stoppage time - Fergie must feel like a rape victim.

But the most brillant thing is Newcastle United sticking a ‘fuck you’ up to everyone who thought they would be fighting for relegation this season. In the words of Chris Brown, look at us now (I was paraphrasing). Howay the lads! Get the passports out because Europe here we come!

Have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan?

The stuff you come across when you go for a walk.

I didn’t sniff it - honest. 

Dad man, move your car.